you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before
they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner
perks of having a boyfriend
- u can steal their clothes
- they have 2 give u their fries
- they look cute when they sleep
- if ur sick they still have 2 kiss u and then u can get them sick hell yeah
- free food
- hand on my butt
tips on how to shame someone based on their body:
- look at yourself in the mirror
- slam your face repeatedly against the mirror for being an idiotic fuck
- your mother would be ashamed
- dont speak to me
If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.
WHAT SHOULD I DO FOR MY BIRTHDAY PARTY HELP?
wow! thanks guys!!
do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs
is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation .
i hear a lot of “don’t fight fire with fire” said to oppressed groups, but i NEVER hear anything like “don’t start the fire” said to oppressors
ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children
“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time
now change bieb to hitl
wake up America
when i try to talk about things i like with people outside of tumblr
this post will be my legacy
you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months
life hack: always like someone’s selfie. it takes a lot of courage to post a picture of yourself. always be kind. reply nice things.