Whenever I read the Harry Potter books, I get angry when Ron and Harry are complaining about how much homework they have.
YOU ARE DOING MAGIC HOMEWORK FOR YOUR MAGIC CLASSES AT YOUR MAGIC SCHOOL WITH YOUR MAGIC FRIENDS.
I WOULD GLADLY TRADE PLACES WITH YOU. WANNA DO MY MUGGLE HOMEWORK?
When you think about it, this explains Hermione.
but Harry grew up with a muggle family
yes but harry’s a little shit
If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.
theyve started selling lucky charms at tescos and ive never had any american cereal before and it has little tiny marshmallows in it and im haivng heart palpitations this is so sugary my body isnt used to this ive been living off cornflaeks for the last 16 years why are there marshmallows in my cereal who came up with this idea i feel like a bag of sugar just jizzed in my veins there are sweets in my fucking cereal is that even legal im so confused
sometimes I think about my own character development
i wish i could illegally download cute clothes
"Mom can I say grace before dinner"
*raps Nicki’s entire verse from Monster*
omg seriously who is this?!
I DON’T KNOW WHO THIS IS BUT I LOVE YOU TOO PROBABLY who are you and why are you drunk?
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
and then they make the book into a tv show and suddenly every name is pronounced a certain way and your life is never the same